who gon check me boo

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

undercover-magi:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were

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new years kiss? more like new years i’ll sit in the corner with my drink and watch everyone make out lol

dogapult:

yall thirstin after tall guys like his height is gonna do something for u. what u gonna do, build a penthouse suite on his head??? view the homeland from his shoulders???

andisbetter:

All hail feast days! Unmitigated abundance is fun for the whole family. If you love turkey AND yams AND cranberry sauce, you’ll probably also love a Ford with technology AND style AND storage. Now there’s something to be thankful for.

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thetowndrugdealer:

the only math i ever want to do consists of counting my money when im rich and famous