i love sleeping to avoid problems
*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were
new years kiss? more like new years i’ll sit in the corner with my drink and watch everyone make out lol
yall thirstin after tall guys like his height is gonna do something for u. what u gonna do, build a penthouse suite on his head??? view the homeland from his shoulders???
All hail feast days! Unmitigated abundance is fun for the whole family. If you love turkey AND yams AND cranberry sauce, you’ll probably also love a Ford with technology AND style AND storage. Now there’s something to be thankful for.
Created by Joe Vaughn
the only math i ever want to do consists of counting my money when im rich and famous