new years kiss? more like new years i’ll sit in the corner with my drink and watch everyone make out lol
yall thirstin after tall guys like his height is gonna do something for u. what u gonna do, build a penthouse suite on his head??? view the homeland from his shoulders???
All hail feast days! Unmitigated abundance is fun for the whole family. If you love turkey AND yams AND cranberry sauce, you’ll probably also love a Ford with technology AND style AND storage. Now there’s something to be thankful for.
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the only math i ever want to do consists of counting my money when im rich and famous
is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class
I wondered this all through high school
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry